horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
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how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
Several times an hour.
au in which the library of alexandria didn’t burn down
Don’t be that person who gets bitten by a zombie but keeps it a secret from the rest of your group.
Maaate why do sleep meds exist when there’s gin seriously it’s the one thing garrenteed to send me to sleep
every character i’ve ever loved
↳eddard stark
“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”
when a friend does something nice for you for no reason
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
man this has been the worst life of my life
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me:
i fuckin love school learning man this is where im meant to be
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professor:
reminder that your paper is due next class
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me:
im dropping out